Life After Britney Spears For Kevin Federline?    ·    June 12th, 2006

Will Britney Spears turn K-Fed into Fed-Ex?

I must begin by saying that Jimmy Kimmel made the K-Fed/Fed-Ex joke, and I want to give credit where credit is due. That was wickedly funny Jimmy, so thanks.

Amid rumors that Britney is seriously about to give Kevin his formal walking papers, I have considered his plight and come to the conclusion that what ever happens, he made his bed (correction: the maid did) and he is only lying in it long enough to get Britney pregnant.

In a recent magazine interview Kevin is quoted as saying:

‘I should just put a bulls-eye on my back. If I stay home and take care of my wife and my kids, then I’m a loafer, not a good father. If I try to have a career, nobody thinks I am caring for my family. I can’t win.’

I have to say that I think what he says here does make sense. He married a mega rich woman, but if he doesn’t work, he is considered a dead beat. I admire the fact that he wants to be his own person and earn income. We must remember that he was legitimately in ‘show-biz’ when he met Britney, as backup dancer. Obviously the spot light appeals to K-Fed, so don’t act all surprised that since he has married a huge star, the spot light looks even better to him. I think it is hard whenever one spouse overshadows the other career wise.

But in the entertainment industry, where every day is played out in front of the entire world, with the help of US, STAR and all the other celeb mags, the pressure to succeed is multiplied ten fold. Perhaps Kevin has always had rapper aspirations and was using his dance career as a stepping stone to that goal. Maybe not. Maybe this all came to him after they got hitched. I don’t know and don’t care. He had to know that everything about his life was going to come under scrutiny once he got together with her.

No one can tell me he didn’t know that being Mr. Britney Spears was going to have lots of un-fun moments. Certainly there are the fun moments, buying cars and watches and such, but I think Flava-Flav would say that Kevin does not know what time it is, no matter how much his watch costs.

Who knows what is really going on between him and Britney? I tend to think that all the tabloid fodder is just that, but then I remember how The National Enquirer was right about Rush Limbaugh! Kevin’s friends have been accused of leaking items to the press. If that is true, I would say Britney better don her boots that are made for walkin’. Who knows? Kevin could do a rap remake of ‘my D-I-V-O-R-C-E, becomes final today….”

It might be his biggest (and only) hit ever.