Earlier this week he declared Britney Spears‘ career all but dead.
Now Simon Cowell has had a change of heart, vowing to help the troubled star regain her former glory.
Making public his offer to manage the mother-of-two along with his fellow American Idol judges, Cowell said: “We have decided we can bring Britney back.”
“We are serious. We plan to buy her underpants, get her bigger shorts to perform in and get her away from her stupid friends.”
“MTV ratings are up and all we’re hearing is Britney, Britney, Britney! She can turn it around.”
American Idol judge Randy Jackson chimed in, adding: “We’d love to take care of you, Spears! We will make you a superstar again!”
Source: Daily Mail
I am not a fan of Britney, but I see not difference in her performance and that horrible performance of Alicia Keys, who looks awful in those pants that sweezed her legs like chops of pork, I say that because we want to mock Britney while all of the celebrities presently are a mess, and that commedian that dared to mock Britneys babies I hope it comes back to bites her in the bum, this is all cruel, and everything that goes up must come down all the celebrities are self destroying, you see them trying to commit suicide, slash their wrist, in an out of realationships, break up today and getting married with some one tomorrow just goes to show you they are vacant and unhappy, the money can buy none of them Joy because only Christ can fill that void, that is Jesus Christ can fullfill that void they all need filled, it does not come in fame, it does not come in things, it does not come in sex, happiness will only come when we find peace in Christ, I have never liked Britney but I love her now and my heart yearns for her to find the Lord as her Saviour and run far from this industry that builds you up to only destroy you, when the artist is down that is when they need support not a bashing, cant anyone see she is in trouble, Britney if you read this, I can tell you I liked your performance although I do not subscribe to any of that music, I wish you would find a more meaningful way to express your self, God gave you two kids take the time with them, they love you just for who you are, they want nothing from you, those are your biggest fans. As for your exposure in that taxi, I want to say none of our bottom bits are pretty so if you want to say how ugly hers was and laugh and mock, you may want to take a look at your own bottom bit, it is not pretty, it just looks like what it is. So let us all stop living through Britney vicariously and go and read a book, take in a good film in, share love, laughter, find your place in life, and Find your God because He is one day coming back and we will all give an account, you who are with out sin, THROW THE BIGGEST ROCK! And none of us are without sin.
Ok…I now HATE american idol! This was not their idea! This came from a popular south eastern radio show. Go to Acetj.com and you will see. I can’t believe they just took it from them and said it as their idea!
I DONT THINK BRITTANY DID THAT BADD SHE WAS JUSS NERVOUS THE WORLD NEEDS TO GET OVER IT THEY WAS JUSS TRYING TO HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT HER BUT I LOVE HER NEW SONG SO FANS KEEP BRITTANY ALIVE ….
Britney Spears could buy and sell simon cowell,she could teach him some talent that doesn’t involve judging other people,get a grip
ppl have got far to much to say bout Britney my god! if ppl had this much to say in my life id go craaaaazzzzzyyyy run away and liv in barbados alone and jus sing and dance to myself! giv her a break and let her get on with it and as for simon cowell haha! he is great the way he thinks he can rule the world o dear! :|
Yes i agree with Lola, I think you was nervous which is to be expected since if you keep being slatered for everything you do.