…Who comes up with this stuff?    ·    November 6th, 2005

Postpartum Bachelor Party: Is it a good sign in a young marriage when the wife packs up the firstborn and heads off to stay with mom? “She’s parenting, he’s partying” is how Us Weekly summarized the recent week-plus split between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Plus, the unemployed dancer is now focused on becoming an unemployed rapper, so career conflict may also be rocking the relationship. According to the mag’s source, “Britney just had a major C-section, and all Kevin cares about is having his friends in the house. She needed to get away.” Kevin apparently needed her to get away, too. No sooner had Britney flown the coop than Kevin decamped to L.A. hot spots like Mood, Element and Cabana Club. Britney likely had hoped that absence would make the heart grow fonder–not just make the boy wander.

But when she got home nine days later, he was getting ready for a road trip to Las Vegas with his boys!

We’re not sure who tells the Enquirer such things, but according to that citadel of journalism, Kevin didn’t try to stop Britney when she left, didn’t call begging her to come home (as she’d hoped) and refused to pick up wifey at the airport when she wanted to return. And there are plenty of hurt feelings to go around, according to Star, who’s snooper-duper “sources” say that Kevin was miffed recently when he came home and found Britney listening to Justin Timberlake tunes and “poring over photo albums from their days together.” And in other negative nostalgia news, Kevin’s ex Shar Jackson says, “If Britney thinks a leopard can change his spots, she’s wrong. Kevin always does what Kevin wants to do. He did it to me, and now he’s doing it to her.” And, if you’ve heard his music on the Internet, you’ll realize he seems to be doing it to all of us, too.

Source: eonline.com